art.DylanWolf.com http://art.dylanwolf.com/ Art portfolio of Dylan Wolf en-us Copyright 2017 Dylan Wolf Fri, 28 Jul 2017 04:39:29 EDT art.DylanWolf.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://art.dylanwolf.com/images/dylan_sketch_icon-300.png Landscape - 7/9/2016 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/134/Landscape---7-9-2016 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/134/Landscape---7-9-2016 Tue, 12 Jul 2016 17:00:21 EDT Landscape - 7/9/2016 nonadult Copyright 2016 Dylan Wolf <p>Lots of <span style="font-style: italic;">Joy of Painting</span> on Netflix has been happening here at the house. This is my second attempt to emulate the techniques, in acrylic.<br></p> <p>Lots of <span style="font-style: italic;">Joy of Painting</span> on Netflix has been happening here at the house. This is my second attempt to emulate the techniques, in acrylic.<br></p><br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/134/painting20160709-large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Ledger Cats http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/133/Ledger-Cats http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/133/Ledger-Cats Mon, 28 Dec 2015 03:34:49 EST Ledger Cats nonadult Copyright 2015 Dylan Wolf <p>A print for my sister's cat wall.</p><p>Krita + GIMP digital painting.<br></p> <p>A print for my sister's cat wall.</p><p>Krita + GIMP digital painting.<br></p><br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/133/ledger-cats-large.png" alt="Preview" /> Ludum Dare 32 - Sprites http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/132/Ludum-Dare-32---Sprites http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/132/Ludum-Dare-32---Sprites Thu, 30 Apr 2015 01:23:25 EDT Ludum Dare 32 - Sprites nonadult Copyright 2015 Dylan Wolf <p>Sprites from my Ludum Dare 32 entry, <a class="external" href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-32/?action=preview&uid=20078">Lightbender</a>.<br><br>Made in GIMP on a Surface Pro 2.</p> <p>Sprites from my Ludum Dare 32 entry, <a class="external" href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-32/?action=preview&uid=20078">Lightbender</a>.<br><br>Made in GIMP on a Surface Pro 2.</p><br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/132/LD32-Sprites-large.png" alt="Preview" /> Dominion Folder http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/131/Dominion-Folder http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/131/Dominion-Folder Thu, 01 Jan 2015 23:39:49 EST Dominion Folder nonadult Copyright 2015 Dylan Wolf <p><br></p> <p><br></p><br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/131/dominion-folder-large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Secret Santa Wrapping Paper 2014 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/130/Secret-Santa-Wrapping-Paper-2014 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/130/Secret-Santa-Wrapping-Paper-2014 Wed, 03 Dec 2014 00:38:35 EST Secret Santa Wrapping Paper 2014 nonadult Copyright 2014 Dylan Wolf <p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal;">Custom-made wrapping paper (charcoal + kraft paper) for this year's Secret Santa gifts.</span><br></p> <p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal;">Custom-made wrapping paper (charcoal + kraft paper) for this year's Secret Santa gifts.</span><br></p><br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/130/secretsanta2014-set-large.png" alt="Preview" /> Ludum Dare 30 spritesheet http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/1/Ludum-Dare-30-spritesheet http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/1/Ludum-Dare-30-spritesheet Sun, 24 Aug 2014 20:28:25 EDT Ludum Dare 30 spritesheet nonadult Copyright 2014 Dylan Wolf The collection of sprites used for my Ludum Dare 30 game jam entry, <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-30/?action=preview&amp;uid=20078">Parallel Puzzles</a> (a board-switching match-3 game). The collection of sprites used for my Ludum Dare 30 game jam entry, <a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-30/?action=preview&amp;uid=20078">Parallel Puzzles</a> (a board-switching match-3 game).<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/1/Ludum-Dare-30-spritesheet_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Tiz and Agnes http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/2/Tiz-and-Agnes http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/2/Tiz-and-Agnes Sat, 12 Jul 2014 21:13:24 EDT Tiz and Agnes nonadult Copyright 2014 Dylan Wolf I have a bunch of charcoal (more since I bought on clearance) that I've barely found a reason to try out or practice with. I've also been playing a lot of Bravely Default. Hence, this.<br /><br />Outlined in mechanical pencil, then shaded and outlined with charcoal. I let my pencil get too dull on Agnes so there's not as much fine detail. I have a bunch of charcoal (more since I bought on clearance) that I've barely found a reason to try out or practice with. I've also been playing a lot of Bravely Default. Hence, this.<br /><br />Outlined in mechanical pencil, then shaded and outlined with charcoal. I let my pencil get too dull on Agnes so there's not as much fine detail.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/2/Tiz-and-Agnes_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Ludum Dare 29 sprites http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/3/Ludum-Dare-29-sprites http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/3/Ludum-Dare-29-sprites Tue, 29 Apr 2014 18:59:14 EDT Ludum Dare 29 sprites nonadult Copyright 2014 Dylan Wolf Sprite set from my Ludum Dare 29 game jam entry, "<a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-29/?action=preview&amp;uid=20078">Upper Crust</a>." Sprite set from my Ludum Dare 29 game jam entry, "<a href="http://www.ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-29/?action=preview&amp;uid=20078">Upper Crust</a>."<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/3/Ludum-Dare-29-sprites_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Most Annoying Priest in the World http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/4/Most-Annoying-Priest-in-the-World http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/4/Most-Annoying-Priest-in-the-World Sun, 20 Apr 2014 20:47:43 EDT Most Annoying Priest in the World nonadult Copyright 2014 Dylan Wolf Title card picture for the "Most Annoying Priest in the World" series of "let's play" videos on GameMarx. Essentially, a combination of Hearthstone's Priest character portrait and The Most Interesting Man in the World.<br /><br />First time I think anyone's actually requested I draw something specific with references. Title card picture for the "Most Annoying Priest in the World" series of "let's play" videos on GameMarx. Essentially, a combination of Hearthstone's Priest character portrait and The Most Interesting Man in the World.<br /><br />First time I think anyone's actually requested I draw something specific with references.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/4/Most-Annoying-Priest-in-the-World_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Untitled WIP game 2014-02-27 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/5/Untitled-WIP-game-2014-02-27 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/5/Untitled-WIP-game-2014-02-27 Thu, 27 Feb 2014 20:03:27 EST Untitled WIP game 2014-02-27 nonadult Copyright 2014 Dylan Wolf Having finished most of the work on my current "real" game project, I'm putting more effort into the "screwing around" game project. This is the lighthouse found outside of town. Having finished most of the work on my current "real" game project, I'm putting more effort into the "screwing around" game project. This is the lighthouse found outside of town.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/5/Untitled-WIP-game-2014-02-27_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Overratted http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/94/Overratted http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/94/Overratted Tue, 14 Jan 2014 08:48:50 EST Overratted nonadult Copyright 2014 Dylan Wolf Sometimes it's hard not to envision a typo. Sometimes it's hard not to envision a typo.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/94/Overratted_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Gift: Dr. Whooves (4th) http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/6/Gift--Dr--Whooves--4th- http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/6/Gift--Dr--Whooves--4th- Mon, 18 Nov 2013 16:39:39 EST Gift: Dr. Whooves (4th) nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf This is going to be part of the gift for the person I drew for Secret Santa, who listed both MLP and Dr. Who (4th doctor) on their wish list.<div><br /></div><div>(I have to admit, I don't really get either fandom.)</div> This is going to be part of the gift for the person I drew for Secret Santa, who listed both MLP and Dr. Who (4th doctor) on their wish list.<div><br /></div><div>(I have to admit, I don't really get either fandom.)</div><br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/6/Gift--Dr--Whooves--4th-_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Untitled WIP game http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/7/Untitled-WIP-game http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/7/Untitled-WIP-game Sun, 17 Nov 2013 19:04:12 EST Untitled WIP game nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf The result of a weekend's worth of work in Unity. (The player character and the platform controller setup I'd worked out earlier in the week.)<div><br /></div><div><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDlj7n0DR7c">www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDlj7n&hellip;</a></div> The result of a weekend's worth of work in Unity. (The player character and the platform controller setup I'd worked out earlier in the week.)<div><br /></div><div><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDlj7n0DR7c">www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDlj7n&hellip;</a></div><br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/7/Untitled-WIP-game_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Charcoal in Charcoal http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/8/Charcoal-in-Charcoal http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/8/Charcoal-in-Charcoal Thu, 11 Jul 2013 11:07:05 EDT Charcoal in Charcoal nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf This is the "wrapping paper" (kraft paper with charcoal) for a friend's birthday present (some grill gear). This is the "wrapping paper" (kraft paper with charcoal) for a friend's birthday present (some grill gear).<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/8/Charcoal-in-Charcoal_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Player Animation http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/9/Player-Animation http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/9/Player-Animation Fri, 05 Jul 2013 18:03:30 EDT Player Animation nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf The player sprite for my Unity test project--standing, walking, jumping, and falling.<br /><br />My original concept started out as a guy in a hat and a long coat, and it turned into a guy that vaguely looks like me. The player sprite for my Unity test project--standing, walking, jumping, and falling.<br /><br />My original concept started out as a guy in a hat and a long coat, and it turned into a guy that vaguely looks like me.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/9/Player-Animation_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Monster Animation http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/10/Monster-Animation http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/10/Monster-Animation Wed, 03 Jul 2013 21:34:38 EDT Monster Animation nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf A generic monster for my Unity 2D Toolkit platformer test/demo. A generic monster for my Unity 2D Toolkit platformer test/demo.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/10/Monster-Animation_large.png" alt="Preview" /> ATC: Eye http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/11/ATC--Eye http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/11/ATC--Eye Tue, 02 Jul 2013 20:25:01 EDT ATC: Eye nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf Played around with some artist trading cards and charcoal today.<br /><br />I'm not sure where I came up with something so bizarre, but I'm almost certain I plagiarized the composition here from somewhere else. Played around with some artist trading cards and charcoal today.<br /><br />I'm not sure where I came up with something so bizarre, but I'm almost certain I plagiarized the composition here from somewhere else.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/11/ATC--Eye_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> ATC: Self http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/12/ATC--Self http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/12/ATC--Self Tue, 02 Jul 2013 20:22:14 EDT ATC: Self nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf Played around with some of blank artist trading cards and charcoal today.<br /><br />This is sort of a cartoon self-portrait. I don't really know how to explain it beyond that. Played around with some of blank artist trading cards and charcoal today.<br /><br />This is sort of a cartoon self-portrait. I don't really know how to explain it beyond that.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/12/ATC--Self_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Painted Platformer Demo http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/13/Painted-Platformer-Demo http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/13/Painted-Platformer-Demo Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:40:37 EDT Painted Platformer Demo nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf I've been playing around with building a platformer demo in Unity, and up to this point have been using some placeholder graphics from the 2D Toolkit demos.<br /><br />Tonight, I replaced the sky, grass, and crate textures with my own digitally painted textures. This is the combined result. I've been playing around with building a platformer demo in Unity, and up to this point have been using some placeholder graphics from the 2D Toolkit demos.<br /><br />Tonight, I replaced the sky, grass, and crate textures with my own digitally painted textures. This is the combined result.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/13/Painted-Platformer-Demo_large.png" alt="Preview" /> First Aid 2 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/14/First-Aid-2 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/14/First-Aid-2 Sun, 09 Jun 2013 20:36:25 EDT First Aid 2 nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf This is based on some brainstorming sketches for illustrations for a card game I've been working on.<br /><br />This was a second experiment with digital painting, done after watching a presentation/demo on it today. This is based on some brainstorming sketches for illustrations for a card game I've been working on.<br /><br />This was a second experiment with digital painting, done after watching a presentation/demo on it today.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/14/First-Aid-2_large.png" alt="Preview" /> First Aid 1 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/15/First-Aid-1 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/15/First-Aid-1 Sun, 09 Jun 2013 20:34:31 EDT First Aid 1 nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf This is based on some brainstorming sketches for illustrations for a card game I've been working on.<br /><br />It's really an excuse to play with digital painting. This was my first shot and was done over the original sketch. This is based on some brainstorming sketches for illustrations for a card game I've been working on.<br /><br />It's really an excuse to play with digital painting. This was my first shot and was done over the original sketch.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/15/First-Aid-1_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Heraldry I http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/16/Heraldry-I http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/16/Heraldry-I Thu, 16 May 2013 10:04:19 EDT Heraldry I nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf It's a bear holding a trident over a gray shield that says "You Won't."<br /><br />Because sometimes you can't help but envision a random, partially-drunken suggestion from a late-night game of Civ5. It's a bear holding a trident over a gray shield that says "You Won't."<br /><br />Because sometimes you can't help but envision a random, partially-drunken suggestion from a late-night game of Civ5.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/16/Heraldry-I_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Inkscape Presentation Clip-Art http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/17/Inkscape-Presentation-Clip-Art http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/17/Inkscape-Presentation-Clip-Art Wed, 08 May 2013 09:19:07 EDT Inkscape Presentation Clip-Art nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf A few pieces of clip art I created for the "Drawing with Inkscape" panel slide deck I'm putting together.<br /><br />At this point, it'll be given at HamaCon, KnoxGameDesign, and it's submitted a few other places. A few pieces of clip art I created for the "Drawing with Inkscape" panel slide deck I'm putting together.<br /><br />At this point, it'll be given at HamaCon, KnoxGameDesign, and it's submitted a few other places.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/17/Inkscape-Presentation-Clip-Art_large.png" alt="Preview" /> The Walking Dead Let's Play Avatar http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/95/The-Walking-Dead-Let-s-Play-Avatar http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/95/The-Walking-Dead-Let-s-Play-Avatar Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:42:19 EDT The Walking Dead Let's Play Avatar nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf My attempt at an avatar for The Walking Dead "Let's Play" series on <a href="http://youtube.com/gamemarx">[link]</a>.<br /><br />Ultimately, I wasn't the one to ink it, but my sketch of myself was used as the basis for the final version (though it was changed to resemble Lee, the main character). My attempt at an avatar for The Walking Dead "Let's Play" series on <a href="http://youtube.com/gamemarx">[link]</a>.<br /><br />Ultimately, I wasn't the one to ink it, but my sketch of myself was used as the basis for the final version (though it was changed to resemble Lee, the main character).<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/95/The-Walking-Dead-Let-s-Play-Avatar_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Let's Play Mass Effect Avatars http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/18/Let-s-Play-Mass-Effect-Avatars http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/18/Let-s-Play-Mass-Effect-Avatars Mon, 22 Apr 2013 10:00:27 EDT Let's Play Mass Effect Avatars nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf Avatars for an upcoming "Let's Play" video series for Mass Effect at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/gamemarx">[link]</a> Avatars for an upcoming "Let's Play" video series for Mass Effect at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/gamemarx">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/18/Let-s-Play-Mass-Effect-Avatars_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Yay. A compass. http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/19/Yay--A-compass- http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/19/Yay--A-compass- Mon, 15 Apr 2013 14:27:51 EDT Yay. A compass. nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf Another <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJco_iDmla0&amp;list=PLzBgbc-VvthjcxGlqq4s4mrMBdHmWWadh">Let's Play Link to the Past</a>ism.<br /><br />You spend a bunch of time, health, and keys just to explore a particularly difficult branch of the dungeon, and... you find the compass. The one dungeon item you basically never use. Another <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJco_iDmla0&amp;list=PLzBgbc-VvthjcxGlqq4s4mrMBdHmWWadh">Let's Play Link to the Past</a>ism.<br /><br />You spend a bunch of time, health, and keys just to explore a particularly difficult branch of the dungeon, and... you find the compass. The one dungeon item you basically never use.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/19/Yay--A-compass-_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Quatro Fairino http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/20/Quatro-Fairino http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/20/Quatro-Fairino Thu, 11 Apr 2013 21:47:23 EDT Quatro Fairino nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf A phrase that came up during the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJco_iDmla0&amp;list=PLzBgbc-VvthjcxGlqq4s4mrMBdHmWWadh">Link to the Past Let's Play Videos</a>, meaning "I have four fairies and am ready to head to the dungeon."<br /><br />If we were going to do merch, this is what it would look like. A phrase that came up during the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJco_iDmla0&amp;list=PLzBgbc-VvthjcxGlqq4s4mrMBdHmWWadh">Link to the Past Let's Play Videos</a>, meaning "I have four fairies and am ready to head to the dungeon."<br /><br />If we were going to do merch, this is what it would look like.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/20/Quatro-Fairino_large.png" alt="Preview" /> The Ur-Clown http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/21/The-Ur-Clown http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/21/The-Ur-Clown Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:05:10 EDT The Ur-Clown nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/CB_Chef/status/33642260612517888">"The hatred of clowns is genetically encoded in human DNA."</a><br /><br />Based on natural selection, this can only be true if there was some reason that fear of clown-like features helped early humans survive. Perhaps a form of tiger with a red nose or a grizzly bear with white face paint. This became the prototype of what we now know as the clown.<br /><br />But let us posit this is an even deeper fear, this Ur-Clown, some manner of primordial formless painted evil from beyond the stars encountered by early humans, surviving in both our culture and our nightmares. Like Cthulhu, except you could fit twenty of them in a tiny car at the circus.<br /><br />The Ur-Clown may in fact be the devil of <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/categories/roboreaganology/">Roboreaganology</a>, riding in the trunk of the Snake Hooptie with infernal seltzer water and acid cream pies.<br /><br />As usual, I've suddenly got productive about going back and inking some of my sketches after doing a lot of other vector work. (As I remember, the first time I tried to ink this one, I was still working with a tablet, which is much slower than my current process.) <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/CB_Chef/status/33642260612517888">"The hatred of clowns is genetically encoded in human DNA."</a><br /><br />Based on natural selection, this can only be true if there was some reason that fear of clown-like features helped early humans survive. Perhaps a form of tiger with a red nose or a grizzly bear with white face paint. This became the prototype of what we now know as the clown.<br /><br />But let us posit this is an even deeper fear, this Ur-Clown, some manner of primordial formless painted evil from beyond the stars encountered by early humans, surviving in both our culture and our nightmares. Like Cthulhu, except you could fit twenty of them in a tiny car at the circus.<br /><br />The Ur-Clown may in fact be the devil of <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/categories/roboreaganology/">Roboreaganology</a>, riding in the trunk of the Snake Hooptie with infernal seltzer water and acid cream pies.<br /><br />As usual, I've suddenly got productive about going back and inking some of my sketches after doing a lot of other vector work. (As I remember, the first time I tried to ink this one, I was still working with a tablet, which is much slower than my current process.)<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/21/The-Ur-Clown_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Cult Of The Snuggie http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/22/Cult-Of-The-Snuggie http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/22/Cult-Of-The-Snuggie Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:02:50 EDT Cult Of The Snuggie nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf I sketched this out while playing <a href="http://forums.knoxgamers.org/viewtopic.php?f=549&t=19505">Chad's miniatures game</a>, as Brandon had rolled up a Cult of the Snuggie warband.<br><br>As usual, I've suddenly got productive about going back and inking some of my sketches after doing a lot of other vector work. (As I remember, the first time I tried to ink this one, I was still working with a tablet, which is much slower than my current process.) I sketched this out while playing <a href="http://forums.knoxgamers.org/viewtopic.php?f=549&t=19505">Chad's miniatures game</a>, as Brandon had rolled up a Cult of the Snuggie warband.<br><br>As usual, I've suddenly got productive about going back and inking some of my sketches after doing a lot of other vector work. (As I remember, the first time I tried to ink this one, I was still working with a tablet, which is much slower than my current process.)<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/22/cultofthesnuggie_by_dylanwolf-d60g6cj-large.png" alt="Preview" /> Charlie and Crunchbite http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/23/Charlie-and-Crunchbite http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/23/Charlie-and-Crunchbite Wed, 03 Apr 2013 19:45:16 EDT Charlie and Crunchbite nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf A birthday gift for a friend: Charlie, and his warbear Crunchbite.<br /><br />This is the product of a very weird stream of consciousness:<br /><ul><li>Davy Crockett killed a bear when he was only 3. Charlie controls a warbear. Therefore, Charlie is dressed like Davy Crockett.</li><br /><li>When sallying forth on one's warbear into battle, one would likely wield a spear.</li><br /><li>Bears live in the woods, so I used <a href="http://fav.me/d1xm9gj">this old painting as a background</a></li></ul><br /><br />What is this I don't even. A birthday gift for a friend: Charlie, and his warbear Crunchbite.<br /><br />This is the product of a very weird stream of consciousness:<br /><ul><li>Davy Crockett killed a bear when he was only 3. Charlie controls a warbear. Therefore, Charlie is dressed like Davy Crockett.</li><br /><li>When sallying forth on one's warbear into battle, one would likely wield a spear.</li><br /><li>Bears live in the woods, so I used <a href="http://fav.me/d1xm9gj">this old painting as a background</a></li></ul><br /><br />What is this I don't even.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/23/Charlie-and-Crunchbite_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Daddy Made Us Play title card http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/24/Daddy-Made-Us-Play-title-card http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/24/Daddy-Made-Us-Play-title-card Sat, 23 Mar 2013 09:48:29 EDT Daddy Made Us Play title card nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf Title card for the "Daddy Made Us Play" series of Let's Play Videos on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/gamemarx">[link]</a><br /><br />I'm less comfortable doing caricatures of other people than I am of me (<a href="http://fav.me/d5x98ye">see my previous title card art</a>) but think I'm getting better at it. Title card for the "Daddy Made Us Play" series of Let's Play Videos on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/gamemarx">[link]</a><br /><br />I'm less comfortable doing caricatures of other people than I am of me (<a href="http://fav.me/d5x98ye">see my previous title card art</a>) but think I'm getting better at it.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/24/Daddy-Made-Us-Play-title-card_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Let's Play Zelda avatar http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/25/Let-s-Play-Zelda-avatar http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/25/Let-s-Play-Zelda-avatar Sat, 16 Mar 2013 13:14:11 EDT Let's Play Zelda avatar nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf <br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/25/Let-s-Play-Zelda-avatar_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Let's Play Zelda video title http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/26/Let-s-Play-Zelda-video-title http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/26/Let-s-Play-Zelda-video-title Thu, 07 Mar 2013 09:46:14 EST Let's Play Zelda video title nonadult Copyright 2013 Dylan Wolf Caricatures for a "Let's Play"-style video series of The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past at youtube.com/gamemarx Caricatures for a "Let's Play"-style video series of The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past at youtube.com/gamemarx<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/26/Let-s-Play-Zelda-video-title_large.png" alt="Preview" /> The Snake Hooptie http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/27/The-Snake-Hooptie http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/27/The-Snake-Hooptie Wed, 05 Dec 2012 16:59:54 EST The Snake Hooptie nonadult Copyright 2012 Dylan Wolf <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/snakehooptie/">There is a true story behind this one</a>: this is actually a car we encountered one night, many years ago.<br /><br />I think the look I'm going for here is ironic retro t-shirt (like the kind Mental Floss sells).<br /><br />This was a sketch I did years back, and given that I screwed around with Inkscape quite a bit yesterday and I was bored this evening, I decided to delve back into my to-ink list. <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/snakehooptie/">There is a true story behind this one</a>: this is actually a car we encountered one night, many years ago.<br /><br />I think the look I'm going for here is ironic retro t-shirt (like the kind Mental Floss sells).<br /><br />This was a sketch I did years back, and given that I screwed around with Inkscape quite a bit yesterday and I was bored this evening, I decided to delve back into my to-ink list.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/27/The-Snake-Hooptie_large.png" alt="Preview" /> 'Game Night' logo http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/28/-Game-Night--logo http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/28/-Game-Night--logo Tue, 04 Dec 2012 16:30:54 EST 'Game Night' logo nonadult Copyright 2012 Dylan Wolf My attempt at a logo for Chainsaw Buffet's "Game Night" Youtube video series.<br /><br />CBTV logo comes from a logo given to us by Basil of the OSMCast! My attempt at a logo for Chainsaw Buffet's "Game Night" Youtube video series.<br /><br />CBTV logo comes from a logo given to us by Basil of the OSMCast!<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/28/-Game-Night--logo_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Conkitty Chibi Contest http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/29/Conkitty-Chibi-Contest http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/29/Conkitty-Chibi-Contest Thu, 01 Mar 2012 21:09:18 EST Conkitty Chibi Contest nonadult Copyright 2012 Dylan Wolf My attempt at the MTAC Conkitty chibi art contest.<br /><br />Really, the point of doing this was to see if I could give it a professional polish in Inkscape. I'm realizing the style and character really aren't my thing. (I feel downright cynical for trying to draw stupidly happy chibis.) My attempt at the MTAC Conkitty chibi art contest.<br /><br />Really, the point of doing this was to see if I could give it a professional polish in Inkscape. I'm realizing the style and character really aren't my thing. (I feel downright cynical for trying to draw stupidly happy chibis.)<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/29/Conkitty-Chibi-Contest_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Fire Sketch 2 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/30/Fire-Sketch-2 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/30/Fire-Sketch-2 Mon, 27 Feb 2012 09:20:45 EST Fire Sketch 2 nonadult Copyright 2012 Dylan Wolf A second <a href="http://fav.me/d4qk680">campfire sketch</a> I did a few years back.<br /><br />This sort of shading isn't really in my skillset, but I figured I'd give it a shot. A second <a href="http://fav.me/d4qk680">campfire sketch</a> I did a few years back.<br /><br />This sort of shading isn't really in my skillset, but I figured I'd give it a shot.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/30/Fire-Sketch-2_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Fire Sketch http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/31/Fire-Sketch http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/31/Fire-Sketch Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:29:43 EST Fire Sketch nonadult Copyright 2012 Dylan Wolf Dug through one of my old sketchbooks a few days ago, and found this, which I never uploaded.<br /><br />A sketch of a campfire I did while camping a couple of years ago. Not really great, but I'm not particularly good at texture on these things.<br /><br />Much lighter in person, but I touched up the contrast after scanning it in. Dug through one of my old sketchbooks a few days ago, and found this, which I never uploaded.<br /><br />A sketch of a campfire I did while camping a couple of years ago. Not really great, but I'm not particularly good at texture on these things.<br /><br />Much lighter in person, but I touched up the contrast after scanning it in.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/31/Fire-Sketch_large.png" alt="Preview" /> The Church of Hobo Jesus http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/32/The-Church-of-Hobo-Jesus http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/32/The-Church-of-Hobo-Jesus Sun, 29 Jan 2012 17:17:44 EST The Church of Hobo Jesus nonadult Copyright 2012 Dylan Wolf Inspired by the following Twitter discussion:<br /><blockquote>CB_Chef: Hobo Jesus turned water into bumwine.<br /><br />dylanwolf: If people worshipped Hobo Jesus, Matt. 8:20 would be the new John 3:16. (Before you say anything, I had to Google that.)<br /><br />CB_Chef: Hobo Jesus ascended to a heating grate behind 7-11.</blockquote>I wish I had some deeper point to make with this, but I've got nothing.<br /><br />I just like the idea of a hobo carrying around a protest sign with an inoffensive verse that's not trying to prooftext/argue anything. Inspired by the following Twitter discussion:<br /><blockquote>CB_Chef: Hobo Jesus turned water into bumwine.<br /><br />dylanwolf: If people worshipped Hobo Jesus, Matt. 8:20 would be the new John 3:16. (Before you say anything, I had to Google that.)<br /><br />CB_Chef: Hobo Jesus ascended to a heating grate behind 7-11.</blockquote>I wish I had some deeper point to make with this, but I've got nothing.<br /><br />I just like the idea of a hobo carrying around a protest sign with an inoffensive verse that's not trying to prooftext/argue anything.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/32/The-Church-of-Hobo-Jesus_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Zombie Slayer Cole http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/33/Zombie-Slayer-Cole http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/33/Zombie-Slayer-Cole Sun, 27 Nov 2011 21:16:35 EST Zombie Slayer Cole nonadult Copyright 2011 Dylan Wolf My roommate as his zombie-slaying fantasy counterpart. This will end up being a poster print for his Christmas present.<br /><br />I left some of the rough spots and approximations from the original whiteboard drawing and sketch. I'm not sure if they translate well to the inked version or not.<br /><br />The final version will have "With my rifle in one hand and my battleaxe in the other, I will fear no zombie" scribbled above it. I think I'm going to break out the tablet for that.<br /><br />I'm leaning towards straight white (as <a href="http://fav.me/d2sx6pc">the original whiteboard sketch</a>) because it'll work with the scribbled caption. Also, the style is a nod to The Oatmeal, and most of his comics are black-on-white. However, I think a dark background, like with Brando Moondo Brando, might set the tone a bit better.<br /><br />This will change as I get it prepped for the poster. My roommate as his zombie-slaying fantasy counterpart. This will end up being a poster print for his Christmas present.<br /><br />I left some of the rough spots and approximations from the original whiteboard drawing and sketch. I'm not sure if they translate well to the inked version or not.<br /><br />The final version will have "With my rifle in one hand and my battleaxe in the other, I will fear no zombie" scribbled above it. I think I'm going to break out the tablet for that.<br /><br />I'm leaning towards straight white (as <a href="http://fav.me/d2sx6pc">the original whiteboard sketch</a>) because it'll work with the scribbled caption. Also, the style is a nod to The Oatmeal, and most of his comics are black-on-white. However, I think a dark background, like with Brando Moondo Brando, might set the tone a bit better.<br /><br />This will change as I get it prepped for the poster.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/33/Zombie-Slayer-Cole_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Brando Moondo Brando http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/34/Brando-Moondo-Brando http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/34/Brando-Moondo-Brando Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:43:28 EST Brando Moondo Brando nonadult Copyright 2011 Dylan Wolf Brandon as the King of Brando Moondo Brando with his crossbow. (Brando Moondo Brando is the name for the moon after Brandon captured it in a game of Risk AD 2210. I can only assume its official language is Redundant Fake Spanish.)The crossbow is... a crossbow. I don't know how that one got started.<br /><br />The pose is cribbed from an Army of Darkness poster plus the Captain Morgan's logo.<br /><br />Actually finished this one. Extremely happy with how it turned out.<br /><br />The reason I finished is that I plan on getting a print done and giving it as a Christmas present. (I'm going to do the same with Zombie Slayer Cole, so that's coming soon.)<br /><br />I used Inkscape, but opted for a mouse rather than my tablet. It makes me feel less professional, and the outcome has less of a sketchy quality, but it's faster and cleaner.<br /><br />I intentionally tried to ink/color this one more comic-style than usual, hoping it would give it a dynamic appearance. Using the mouse helped, as lines are straighter than they would be if I was tracing. In most cases, only the outlines of objects get a heavy black line; everything else is shaded with solid colors. Brandon as the King of Brando Moondo Brando with his crossbow. (Brando Moondo Brando is the name for the moon after Brandon captured it in a game of Risk AD 2210. I can only assume its official language is Redundant Fake Spanish.)The crossbow is... a crossbow. I don't know how that one got started.<br /><br />The pose is cribbed from an Army of Darkness poster plus the Captain Morgan's logo.<br /><br />Actually finished this one. Extremely happy with how it turned out.<br /><br />The reason I finished is that I plan on getting a print done and giving it as a Christmas present. (I'm going to do the same with Zombie Slayer Cole, so that's coming soon.)<br /><br />I used Inkscape, but opted for a mouse rather than my tablet. It makes me feel less professional, and the outcome has less of a sketchy quality, but it's faster and cleaner.<br /><br />I intentionally tried to ink/color this one more comic-style than usual, hoping it would give it a dynamic appearance. Using the mouse helped, as lines are straighter than they would be if I was tracing. In most cases, only the outlines of objects get a heavy black line; everything else is shaded with solid colors.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/34/Brando-Moondo-Brando_large.png" alt="Preview" /> The People's Utensil http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/35/The-People-s-Utensil http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/35/The-People-s-Utensil Mon, 26 Sep 2011 08:05:37 EDT The People's Utensil nonadult Copyright 2011 Dylan Wolf This is a t-shirt design I submitted to Snarky Tees. You can buy it <a href="http://wearyoursnark.com/?wpsc-product=sporks">here</a>.<br /><br />The original idea came from an offhand discussion on Twitter about how sporks are communist. The rest just sort of came together. This is a t-shirt design I submitted to Snarky Tees. You can buy it <a href="http://wearyoursnark.com/?wpsc-product=sporks">here</a>.<br /><br />The original idea came from an offhand discussion on Twitter about how sporks are communist. The rest just sort of came together.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/35/The-People-s-Utensil_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Dylan icon http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/36/Dylan-icon http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/36/Dylan-icon Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:18:37 EDT Dylan icon nonadult Copyright 2011 Dylan Wolf Since I've been going back through some of my old CB sketches, I finally inked/colored the sketch avatar I've been using here for a while.<br /><br />EDIT: the smirk was kind of creepy (not to mention inaccurate to the original sketch--but I was working off a very small version of the scan) so I switched it to a more ambiguous expression. Since I've been going back through some of my old CB sketches, I finally inked/colored the sketch avatar I've been using here for a while.<br /><br />EDIT: the smirk was kind of creepy (not to mention inaccurate to the original sketch--but I was working off a very small version of the scan) so I switched it to a more ambiguous expression.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/36/Dylan-icon_large.png" alt="Preview" /> The Busboy http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/37/The-Busboy http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/37/The-Busboy Sat, 26 Mar 2011 00:50:13 EDT The Busboy nonadult Copyright 2011 Dylan Wolf The Busboy from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/">Chainsaw Buffet</a>.<br /><br />And thus completes my backlog of avatars... The Busboy from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/">Chainsaw Buffet</a>.<br /><br />And thus completes my backlog of avatars...<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/37/The-Busboy_large.png" alt="Preview" /> The Sommelier http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/38/The-Sommelier http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/38/The-Sommelier Wed, 23 Mar 2011 22:39:58 EDT The Sommelier nonadult Copyright 2011 Dylan Wolf The Sommelier from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/">Chainsaw Buffet</a>.<br /><br />It strikes me now, long after I originally drew this, that this is a couple of steps away from being Stephen Colbert fan art.<br /><br />Internet was down tonight, so I dug out this half-finished inking and finished it. The Sommelier from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/">Chainsaw Buffet</a>.<br /><br />It strikes me now, long after I originally drew this, that this is a couple of steps away from being Stephen Colbert fan art.<br /><br />Internet was down tonight, so I dug out this half-finished inking and finished it.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/38/The-Sommelier_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Ur-Clown http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/98/Ur-Clown http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/98/Ur-Clown Mon, 07 Feb 2011 09:48:49 EST Ur-Clown nonadult Copyright 2011 Dylan Wolf <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/CB_Chef/status/33642260612517888">"The hatred of clowns is genetically encoded in human DNA."</a><br /><br />Based on natural selection, this can only be true if there was some reason that fear of clown-like features helped early humans survive. Perhaps a form of tiger with a red nose or a grizzly bear with white face paint. This became the prototype of what we now know as the clown.<br /><br />But let us posit this is an even deeper fear, this Ur-Clown, some manner of primordial formless painted evil from beyond the stars encountered by early humans, surviving in both our culture and our nightmares. Like Cthulhu, except you could fit twenty of them in a tiny car at the circus.<br /><br />The Ur-Clown may in fact be the devil of <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/categories/roboreaganology/">Roboreaganology</a>, riding in the trunk of the Snake Hooptie with infernal seltzer water and acid cream pies.<br /><br />Inked version <a href="http://fav.me/d60g6o2">here</a>. <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/CB_Chef/status/33642260612517888">"The hatred of clowns is genetically encoded in human DNA."</a><br /><br />Based on natural selection, this can only be true if there was some reason that fear of clown-like features helped early humans survive. Perhaps a form of tiger with a red nose or a grizzly bear with white face paint. This became the prototype of what we now know as the clown.<br /><br />But let us posit this is an even deeper fear, this Ur-Clown, some manner of primordial formless painted evil from beyond the stars encountered by early humans, surviving in both our culture and our nightmares. Like Cthulhu, except you could fit twenty of them in a tiny car at the circus.<br /><br />The Ur-Clown may in fact be the devil of <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/categories/roboreaganology/">Roboreaganology</a>, riding in the trunk of the Snake Hooptie with infernal seltzer water and acid cream pies.<br /><br />Inked version <a href="http://fav.me/d60g6o2">here</a>.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/98/Ur-Clown_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Tractordactyl Concept http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/99/Tractordactyl-Concept http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/99/Tractordactyl-Concept Tue, 02 Nov 2010 18:02:53 EDT Tractordactyl Concept nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf Two concepts for the Tractordactyl, the rival of the Sharktopus. Two concepts for the Tractordactyl, the rival of the Sharktopus.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/99/Tractordactyl-Concept_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> 7th Sea Character http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/39/7th-Sea-Character http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/39/7th-Sea-Character Tue, 02 Nov 2010 18:01:26 EDT 7th Sea Character nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf My 7th Sea character from Chad's recent game, a Porté sorcerer/sailor.<br /><br />I don't remember his name. It's Montaigne (i.e., French). My 7th Sea character from Chad's recent game, a Porté sorcerer/sailor.<br /><br />I don't remember his name. It's Montaigne (i.e., French).<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/39/7th-Sea-Character_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Whiteboard Dwarf http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/40/Whiteboard-Dwarf http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/40/Whiteboard-Dwarf Sun, 26 Sep 2010 11:40:16 EDT Whiteboard Dwarf nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf A whiteboard drawing I did of my character while waiting on a D&amp;D game to start yesterday.<br /><br />Not exactly stocky or short enough for a dwarf. Or wielding something large enough to be a halberd. Shading could also use some work. A whiteboard drawing I did of my character while waiting on a D&amp;D game to start yesterday.<br /><br />Not exactly stocky or short enough for a dwarf. Or wielding something large enough to be a halberd. Shading could also use some work.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/40/Whiteboard-Dwarf_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Sketch: Quinn, Human Monk http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/41/Sketch--Quinn--Human-Monk http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/41/Sketch--Quinn--Human-Monk Fri, 10 Sep 2010 19:02:16 EDT Sketch: Quinn, Human Monk nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf Sketch of my character in an upcoming house D&amp;D game.<br /><br />Only as I was scanning it did I actually realize I rolled him as an elf. Too used to playing humans, I guess. Sketch of my character in an upcoming house D&amp;D game.<br /><br />Only as I was scanning it did I actually realize I rolled him as an elf. Too used to playing humans, I guess.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/41/Sketch--Quinn--Human-Monk_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Sketch: Rock+Roll Never Dies http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/42/Sketch--Rock-Roll-Never-Dies http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/42/Sketch--Rock-Roll-Never-Dies Fri, 10 Sep 2010 18:59:42 EDT Sketch: Rock+Roll Never Dies nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf An (unsolicited) illustration I did for a friend's short story called "Rock and Roll Never Dies."<br /><br />In it, a rock star from the 80's in the middle of a comeback tour ends up becoming a zombie, and his unscrupulous manager tries to hide this fact to keep the gravy train rolling. An (unsolicited) illustration I did for a friend's short story called "Rock and Roll Never Dies."<br /><br />In it, a rock star from the 80's in the middle of a comeback tour ends up becoming a zombie, and his unscrupulous manager tries to hide this fact to keep the gravy train rolling.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/42/Sketch--Rock-Roll-Never-Dies_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Sketch: Mage Knight Castle http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/43/Sketch--Mage-Knight-Castle http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/43/Sketch--Mage-Knight-Castle Fri, 10 Sep 2010 18:56:52 EDT Sketch: Mage Knight Castle nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf A sketch of a Mage Knight castle tower I made at a recent game night. A sketch of a Mage Knight castle tower I made at a recent game night.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/43/Sketch--Mage-Knight-Castle_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Whiteboard: Zombie Hunter http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/44/Whiteboard--Zombie-Hunter http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/44/Whiteboard--Zombie-Hunter Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:56:18 EDT Whiteboard: Zombie Hunter nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf I illustrated the following quote on the house whiteboard:<br /><br />"With my rifle in one hand and my battle axe in the other, I will fear no zombie." I illustrated the following quote on the house whiteboard:<br /><br />"With my rifle in one hand and my battle axe in the other, I will fear no zombie."<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/44/Whiteboard--Zombie-Hunter_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Loose Canons Cover WIP http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/45/Loose-Canons-Cover-WIP http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/45/Loose-Canons-Cover-WIP Fri, 18 Jun 2010 22:44:48 EDT Loose Canons Cover WIP nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf (Really proud of this, so I'm posting it as I finish. Will update if there are any major changes.)<br /><br />A cover design I'm pitching to my friend Chad for use with his Amazon Kindle publication of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Loose-Canons-ebook/dp/B003RCJTV4/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&amp;s=digital-text&amp;qid=1276926019&amp;sr=8-3" class="external">"Loose Canons"</a>, a short story collection he's compiled.<br /><br />"<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Loose-Canons-ebook/dp/B003RCJTV4/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&amp;s=digital-text&amp;qid=1276926019&amp;sr=8-3" class="external">Loose Canons</a> is a collection of 10 interconnected short stories which explore a world in which even the gods themselves are faithless and incompetent. Along the way, it encompasses humor, mythology, and questioning faith as less-than-heroic characters are tested - and found wanting." (Really proud of this, so I'm posting it as I finish. Will update if there are any major changes.)<br /><br />A cover design I'm pitching to my friend Chad for use with his Amazon Kindle publication of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Loose-Canons-ebook/dp/B003RCJTV4/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&amp;s=digital-text&amp;qid=1276926019&amp;sr=8-3" class="external">"Loose Canons"</a>, a short story collection he's compiled.<br /><br />"<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Loose-Canons-ebook/dp/B003RCJTV4/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&amp;s=digital-text&amp;qid=1276926019&amp;sr=8-3" class="external">Loose Canons</a> is a collection of 10 interconnected short stories which explore a world in which even the gods themselves are faithless and incompetent. Along the way, it encompasses humor, mythology, and questioning faith as less-than-heroic characters are tested - and found wanting."<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/45/Loose-Canons-Cover-WIP_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Brain Slug Beauty Queen http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/46/Brain-Slug-Beauty-Queen http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/46/Brain-Slug-Beauty-Queen Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:09:57 EDT Brain Slug Beauty Queen nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf A beauty queen with a brain slug<br /><br />Got the idea when we were tossing around ideas for pregenerated Tales from the Floating Vagabond characters. A beauty queen with a brain slug<br /><br />Got the idea when we were tossing around ideas for pregenerated Tales from the Floating Vagabond characters.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/46/Brain-Slug-Beauty-Queen_large.png" alt="Preview" /> The SentAi-Team http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/47/The-SentAi-Team http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/47/The-SentAi-Team Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:08:53 EDT The SentAi-Team nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf A member of the sentai A-Team.<br /><br />Got the idea when we were tossing around ideas for pregenerated Tales from the Floating Vagabond characters. A member of the sentai A-Team.<br /><br />Got the idea when we were tossing around ideas for pregenerated Tales from the Floating Vagabond characters.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/47/The-SentAi-Team_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Ice Alien http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/48/Ice-Alien http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/48/Ice-Alien Sun, 30 May 2010 21:55:36 EDT Ice Alien nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf An illustration for a Chainsaw Buffet article I wrote, <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/ask-mr-science-air-conditioning/" class="external">Ask Mr. Science: Air Conditioners</a>. (Be warned, it's a little off-beat.) An illustration for a Chainsaw Buffet article I wrote, <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/ask-mr-science-air-conditioning/" class="external">Ask Mr. Science: Air Conditioners</a>. (Be warned, it's a little off-beat.)<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/48/Ice-Alien_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Sketch: Chad's Front Door http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/49/Sketch--Chad-s-Front-Door http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/49/Sketch--Chad-s-Front-Door Thu, 20 May 2010 12:32:06 EDT Sketch: Chad's Front Door nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf If you follow @chainsawbuffet on Twitter, you will hear talk of banjos constantly playing and mountain men who think you have a purty mouth. Apparently this is what happens if you live out in the middle of nowhere.<br /><br />This is what I imagine he is seeing during his mountain-man delusions. If you follow @chainsawbuffet on Twitter, you will hear talk of banjos constantly playing and mountain men who think you have a purty mouth. Apparently this is what happens if you live out in the middle of nowhere.<br /><br />This is what I imagine he is seeing during his mountain-man delusions.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/49/Sketch--Chad-s-Front-Door_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Sketch: Alcohol Vampires http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/50/Sketch--Alcohol-Vampires http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/50/Sketch--Alcohol-Vampires Thu, 20 May 2010 12:30:08 EDT Sketch: Alcohol Vampires nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf I don't remember how this one came about, but we were discussed vampires that drank alcohol instead of blood. I don't remember how this one came about, but we were discussed vampires that drank alcohol instead of blood.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/50/Sketch--Alcohol-Vampires_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Sketch: Smilin' Jack Cisco http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/51/Sketch--Smilin--Jack-Cisco http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/51/Sketch--Smilin--Jack-Cisco Tue, 11 May 2010 08:25:21 EDT Sketch: Smilin' Jack Cisco nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf This sketch came out of our recent d20 Modern <a href="http://forums.chainsawbuffet.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=188" class="external">"Border Town"</a> game, where one of the players created a machete-wielding hobo for a character.<br /><br />He was soon christened with the <a href="http://e-hobo.com/hoboes/list/" class="external">Hodgman-esque hobo name</a> "Smilin' Jack Cisco, The Hobo Prince of Arizona."<br /><br />Should I ever pretty this up, I will move it to my scrapbook. This sketch came out of our recent d20 Modern <a href="http://forums.chainsawbuffet.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=188" class="external">"Border Town"</a> game, where one of the players created a machete-wielding hobo for a character.<br /><br />He was soon christened with the <a href="http://e-hobo.com/hoboes/list/" class="external">Hodgman-esque hobo name</a> "Smilin' Jack Cisco, The Hobo Prince of Arizona."<br /><br />Should I ever pretty this up, I will move it to my scrapbook.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/51/Sketch--Smilin--Jack-Cisco_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Sakura Tees, Literally http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/52/Sakura-Tees--Literally http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/52/Sakura-Tees--Literally Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:00:51 EDT Sakura Tees, Literally nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf John mentioned he wanted to make a button out of <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/SB-Sakura-Tees-Literally-119411007">this old sketch</a>, so I decided to pretty it up in Inkscape first. John mentioned he wanted to make a button out of <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/SB-Sakura-Tees-Literally-119411007">this old sketch</a>, so I decided to pretty it up in Inkscape first.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/52/Sakura-Tees--Literally_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Chicken and Bacon Desktop http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/53/Chicken-and-Bacon-Desktop http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/53/Chicken-and-Bacon-Desktop Sun, 18 Apr 2010 11:53:51 EDT Chicken and Bacon Desktop nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf A 1920x1200 wallpaper version of <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/Chicken-and-Bacon-Still-Life-160750722">this horrifying monstrosity</a>, an illustration from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/doubledown/">The Chef's "review" of the Double Down</a>. A 1920x1200 wallpaper version of <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/Chicken-and-Bacon-Still-Life-160750722">this horrifying monstrosity</a>, an illustration from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/doubledown/">The Chef's "review" of the Double Down</a>.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/53/Chicken-and-Bacon-Desktop_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> The Chef and The Colonel http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/54/The-Chef-and-The-Colonel http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/54/The-Chef-and-The-Colonel Wed, 14 Apr 2010 16:21:07 EDT The Chef and The Colonel nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf An illustration from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/doubledown/" class="external">The Chef's "review" of the KFC Double Down</a>. An illustration from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/doubledown/" class="external">The Chef's "review" of the KFC Double Down</a>.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/54/The-Chef-and-The-Colonel_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Chicken and Bacon Still Life http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/55/Chicken-and-Bacon-Still-Life http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/55/Chicken-and-Bacon-Still-Life Wed, 14 Apr 2010 16:19:42 EDT Chicken and Bacon Still Life nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf An illustration from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/doubledown/" class="external">The Chef's "review" of the KFC Double Down</a>. An illustration from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/doubledown/" class="external">The Chef's "review" of the KFC Double Down</a>.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/55/Chicken-and-Bacon-Still-Life_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Cult of the Snuggie http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/101/Cult-of-the-Snuggie http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/101/Cult-of-the-Snuggie Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:14:14 EST Cult of the Snuggie nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf I sketched this out while playing <a href="http://forums.knoxgamers.org/viewtopic.php?f=549&amp;t=19505">Chad's miniatures game</a>, as Brandon had rolled up a Cult of the Snuggie warband.<br /><br />Inked version is <a href="http://fav.me/d60g6cj">here</a>. I sketched this out while playing <a href="http://forums.knoxgamers.org/viewtopic.php?f=549&amp;t=19505">Chad's miniatures game</a>, as Brandon had rolled up a Cult of the Snuggie warband.<br /><br />Inked version is <a href="http://fav.me/d60g6cj">here</a>.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/101/Cult-of-the-Snuggie_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Guitar http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/56/Guitar http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/56/Guitar Sat, 30 Jan 2010 09:30:46 EST Guitar nonadult Copyright 2010 Dylan Wolf This was mainly an excuse to screw around in Inkscape. This was mainly an excuse to screw around in Inkscape.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/56/Guitar_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Sketch: Creepy the Penguin http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/57/Sketch--Creepy-the-Penguin http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/57/Sketch--Creepy-the-Penguin Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:15:37 EST Sketch: Creepy the Penguin nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf This is a sketch I did after a friend of mine asked for a Christmas wish list.<br /><br />It&#039;s based on a talking penguin doll we found in the Christmas aisle at Walmart... which, yes, really did sound that creepy. I may have added a few words to what he said, but I believe I am still keeping to the meaning of its intentions.<br /><br />And yes, sadly, I did use Tux the Linux mascot as the basis for the sketch. This is a sketch I did after a friend of mine asked for a Christmas wish list.<br /><br />It&#039;s based on a talking penguin doll we found in the Christmas aisle at Walmart... which, yes, really did sound that creepy. I may have added a few words to what he said, but I believe I am still keeping to the meaning of its intentions.<br /><br />And yes, sadly, I did use Tux the Linux mascot as the basis for the sketch.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/57/Sketch--Creepy-the-Penguin_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Sketch: Steampunk Dylan http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/102/Sketch--Steampunk-Dylan http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/102/Sketch--Steampunk-Dylan Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:28:19 EDT Sketch: Steampunk Dylan nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf Chad posted some drawings of a "mad alchemist" costume he wants to do for Dragon*Con or AWA.<br /><br />This is my attempt to come up with something that will fit in with it.<br /><br />May or may not finish this sketch. Chad posted some drawings of a "mad alchemist" costume he wants to do for Dragon*Con or AWA.<br /><br />This is my attempt to come up with something that will fit in with it.<br /><br />May or may not finish this sketch.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/102/Sketch--Steampunk-Dylan_large.png" alt="Preview" /> SB: The Sommelier http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/107/SB--The-Sommelier http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/107/SB--The-Sommelier Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:05:04 EDT SB: The Sommelier nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf A possible design for The Sommelier from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/">Chainsaw Buffet</a>.<br /><br />Would end up working in the <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/Chateau-de-Chainsaw-104905242">Chateau de Chainsaw</a> bottle into this picture if I end up using it. A possible design for The Sommelier from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/">Chainsaw Buffet</a>.<br /><br />Would end up working in the <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/Chateau-de-Chainsaw-104905242">Chateau de Chainsaw</a> bottle into this picture if I end up using it.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/107/SB--The-Sommelier_large.png" alt="Preview" /> SB: The Chef as Anime http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/108/SB--The-Chef-as-Anime http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/108/SB--The-Chef-as-Anime Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:02:41 EDT SB: The Chef as Anime nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf The Chef from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/">Chainsaw Buffet</a> as an anime character.<br /><br />Also, possible design for t-shirt or something at the bottom.<br /><br />Will scrap when/if I ever finish either of these. The Chef from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/">Chainsaw Buffet</a> as an anime character.<br /><br />Also, possible design for t-shirt or something at the bottom.<br /><br />Will scrap when/if I ever finish either of these.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/108/SB--The-Chef-as-Anime_large.png" alt="Preview" /> SB: The Maitre D' as Anime http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/109/SB--The-Maitre-D--as-Anime http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/109/SB--The-Maitre-D--as-Anime Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:01:30 EDT SB: The Maitre D' as Anime nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf The Maitre d&#039; from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/">Chainsaw Buffet</a> as an anime character.<br /><br />Will scrap when/if I ever finish it. The Maitre d&#039; from <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/">Chainsaw Buffet</a> as an anime character.<br /><br />Will scrap when/if I ever finish it.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/109/SB--The-Maitre-D--as-Anime_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Painting: The Dragon Banner http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/58/Painting--The-Dragon-Banner http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/58/Painting--The-Dragon-Banner Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:06:54 EDT Painting: The Dragon Banner nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />The Dragon banner from the <em>Wheel of Time</em> books, which I was reading at the time. Specifically, this is the Dragon Banner being flown from the Stone of Tear.<br /><br />I can&#039;t remember how much of the design I stole from book covers (like The Path of Daggers) and the illustrated guide to WoT, and how much I came from the description.<br /><br />The background is actually supposed to be the horizon blending into the clouds above it, although it seems to come off as a shoreline as it appears in the photo. From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />The Dragon banner from the <em>Wheel of Time</em> books, which I was reading at the time. Specifically, this is the Dragon Banner being flown from the Stone of Tear.<br /><br />I can&#039;t remember how much of the design I stole from book covers (like The Path of Daggers) and the illustrated guide to WoT, and how much I came from the description.<br /><br />The background is actually supposed to be the horizon blending into the clouds above it, although it seems to come off as a shoreline as it appears in the photo.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/58/Painting--The-Dragon-Banner_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Painting: Assortment of Stuff http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/59/Painting--Assortment-of-Stuff http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/59/Painting--Assortment-of-Stuff Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:59:16 EDT Painting: Assortment of Stuff nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />As I remember, this was supposed to be an assortment of items that somehow defined you.<br /><br />I believe the left background is supposed to be a photo of the beach. This was, if I remember correctly, a year or two after a family vacation to the Outer Banks.<br /><br />Computers are represented by an IDE cable and a CD-ROM. Composition lesson learned: IDE cables are ugly, and the red stripe tends to stand out.<br /><br />I think I originally included only the spork as a nod to my work on the <a href="http://files.filefront.com/Spork+Map+Pack/;8679452;/fileinfo.html">Spork level pack</a> for Dark Forces II. The spoon was added later. No, this is not a subtle cry for help.<br /><br />I believe the apple and the earth were added later to "fix" mistakes or balance out the painting. One of them started out as a particularly terrible attempt at drawing the flying car from <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Take-Me-Your-Leader-Newsboys/dp/B000000UYF/">this album cover</a>.<br /><br />The right background was from <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Bring-It-On/dp/B000TENLNU/">this album cover</a>.<br /><br />The dice... they are OK. I like the shading. I don&#039;t like the numbers. From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />As I remember, this was supposed to be an assortment of items that somehow defined you.<br /><br />I believe the left background is supposed to be a photo of the beach. This was, if I remember correctly, a year or two after a family vacation to the Outer Banks.<br /><br />Computers are represented by an IDE cable and a CD-ROM. Composition lesson learned: IDE cables are ugly, and the red stripe tends to stand out.<br /><br />I think I originally included only the spork as a nod to my work on the <a href="http://files.filefront.com/Spork+Map+Pack/;8679452;/fileinfo.html">Spork level pack</a> for Dark Forces II. The spoon was added later. No, this is not a subtle cry for help.<br /><br />I believe the apple and the earth were added later to "fix" mistakes or balance out the painting. One of them started out as a particularly terrible attempt at drawing the flying car from <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Take-Me-Your-Leader-Newsboys/dp/B000000UYF/">this album cover</a>.<br /><br />The right background was from <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Bring-It-On/dp/B000TENLNU/">this album cover</a>.<br /><br />The dice... they are OK. I like the shading. I don&#039;t like the numbers.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/59/Painting--Assortment-of-Stuff_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Painting: Lettuce Leaf http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/60/Painting--Lettuce-Leaf http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/60/Painting--Lettuce-Leaf Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:32:15 EDT Painting: Lettuce Leaf nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />I&#039;m pretty sure that this painting was supposed to be an object of some sort--maybe even specifically a vegetable. I can&#039;t remember.<br /><br />I think it turned out pretty well... except for the fact that, well, you know, it&#039;s just a leaf of lettuce. From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />I&#039;m pretty sure that this painting was supposed to be an object of some sort--maybe even specifically a vegetable. I can&#039;t remember.<br /><br />I think it turned out pretty well... except for the fact that, well, you know, it&#039;s just a leaf of lettuce.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/60/Painting--Lettuce-Leaf_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Painting: Forest http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/61/Painting--Forest http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/61/Painting--Forest Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:27:45 EDT Painting: Forest nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />Don&#039;t remember the exact assignment on this one, but I think it started out in black-and-white as a way to work with value, and then we actually painted over it with color. That would probably explain why the paint seems so thick on this one.<br /><br />As I remember, this was a photo I pulled from National Geographic. From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />Don&#039;t remember the exact assignment on this one, but I think it started out in black-and-white as a way to work with value, and then we actually painted over it with color. That would probably explain why the paint seems so thick on this one.<br /><br />As I remember, this was a photo I pulled from National Geographic.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/61/Painting--Forest_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Painting: TWC Quad http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/62/Painting--TWC-Quad http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/62/Painting--TWC-Quad Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:21:54 EDT Painting: TWC Quad nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />A painting of the quad at TWC. Including the "sacrificial table" and whatever replaced the lamp post a friend of mine knocked down.<br /><br />This location holds some significance, as the yellow tree in the picture was used for observation in an education class by a few of my freinds. It was passed down over the course of several semesters. <br /><br />The tree&#039;s name, if I remember correctly, was "Ralph." From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />A painting of the quad at TWC. Including the "sacrificial table" and whatever replaced the lamp post a friend of mine knocked down.<br /><br />This location holds some significance, as the yellow tree in the picture was used for observation in an education class by a few of my freinds. It was passed down over the course of several semesters. <br /><br />The tree&#039;s name, if I remember correctly, was "Ralph."<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/62/Painting--TWC-Quad_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Painting: Self Portrait 2 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/110/Painting--Self-Portrait-2 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/110/Painting--Self-Portrait-2 Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:16:37 EDT Painting: Self Portrait 2 nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />I believe the assignment in this case was to use odd colors, or the style of a particular painter, but I can&#039;t remember which one. Typically, I chose blue.<br /><br />Not as bad as #1, but this time I am apparently some form of hobbit-folk.<br /><br />In other news, I think we&#039;ve now discovered the purpose of <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/Self-portrait-85618697">this sketch</a>. From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />I believe the assignment in this case was to use odd colors, or the style of a particular painter, but I can&#039;t remember which one. Typically, I chose blue.<br /><br />Not as bad as #1, but this time I am apparently some form of hobbit-folk.<br /><br />In other news, I think we&#039;ve now discovered the purpose of <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/Self-portrait-85618697">this sketch</a>.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/110/Painting--Self-Portrait-2_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Painting: Self Portrait 1 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/111/Painting--Self-Portrait-1 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/111/Painting--Self-Portrait-1 Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:12:12 EDT Painting: Self Portrait 1 nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />This is pretty terrible. Ignore the fact that I apparently stole my glasses from Elton John, I have no neck on the right side of my body, and I&#039;m about 400 pounds, give or take a ton.<br /><br />But I like the folds of the shirt. So pretend nothing exists from the neck up. From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />This is pretty terrible. Ignore the fact that I apparently stole my glasses from Elton John, I have no neck on the right side of my body, and I&#039;m about 400 pounds, give or take a ton.<br /><br />But I like the folds of the shirt. So pretend nothing exists from the neck up.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/111/Painting--Self-Portrait-1_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Painting: Blue Squares http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/63/Painting--Blue-Squares http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/63/Painting--Blue-Squares Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:08:26 EDT Painting: Blue Squares nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />I don&#039;t remember the exact assignment, but I think it was supposed to be sort of abstract.<br /><br />The extra contrast from the digital camera shot also reveals that there&#039;s apparently a number 12 hidden in the painting, so I think that was also part of the assignment. (I suspect maybe this was supposed to be "123" since that&#039;s about as random as I get.) From Painting class in 2002-3. See more <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/23857514/">here</a>.<br /><br />I don&#039;t remember the exact assignment, but I think it was supposed to be sort of abstract.<br /><br />The extra contrast from the digital camera shot also reveals that there&#039;s apparently a number 12 hidden in the painting, so I think that was also part of the assignment. (I suspect maybe this was supposed to be "123" since that&#039;s about as random as I get.)<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/63/Painting--Blue-Squares_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Haruka in Inkscape http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/64/Haruka-in-Inkscape http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/64/Haruka-in-Inkscape Wed, 11 Feb 2009 23:36:53 EST Haruka in Inkscape nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf Haruka Shitow from RahXephon.<br /><br />This was my first shot at doing any sort of comic art 100% in Inkscape. (Literally, I found a screen grab off of Google Image Search and started trying to recreate it--without actually drawing over it--just to get the practice.) Aside from some freakish proportions, I think it turned out pretty well.<br /><br />As a side note, since I&#039;ve been using GIMP pretty heavily recently, trying to draw something in Inkscape is a real mind screw. Haruka Shitow from RahXephon.<br /><br />This was my first shot at doing any sort of comic art 100% in Inkscape. (Literally, I found a screen grab off of Google Image Search and started trying to recreate it--without actually drawing over it--just to get the practice.) Aside from some freakish proportions, I think it turned out pretty well.<br /><br />As a side note, since I&#039;ve been using GIMP pretty heavily recently, trying to draw something in Inkscape is a real mind screw.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/64/Haruka-in-Inkscape_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Forum Game: Oxymorons http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/65/Forum-Game--Oxymorons http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/65/Forum-Game--Oxymorons Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:28:10 EST Forum Game: Oxymorons nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "how about you draw a jumbo shrimp holding up a sign that says " governmnet worker" see 2 oxy morons!"<br /><br />I mean no disrespect against the postal service, or any other branch of government work. (Heck, the last 2 years of my life have been spent working for government contractors.) I just draw what I&#039;m asked to draw. From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "how about you draw a jumbo shrimp holding up a sign that says " governmnet worker" see 2 oxy morons!"<br /><br />I mean no disrespect against the postal service, or any other branch of government work. (Heck, the last 2 years of my life have been spent working for government contractors.) I just draw what I&#039;m asked to draw.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/65/Forum-Game--Oxymorons_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Forum Game: American Hero http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/66/Forum-Game--American-Hero http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/66/Forum-Game--American-Hero Sun, 08 Feb 2009 20:50:57 EST Forum Game: American Hero nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284">this forum game</a>: "And I demand that you draw Buzz Aldrin in full Apollo gear battling Bart Sibrel on the edge of a volcano with an axe. And with Sibrel&#039;s gory demise by any means you see fit."<br /><br />I&#039;ve been very lazy and this is a rather complex request, so I put it off for quite a while. Rather than waiting any longer, I just started, without worrying about whether it was perfect.<br /><br />Background: Apparently Sibrel believes that the moon landing was a hoax, and apparently Buzz Aldrin really did punch him once. This cements Aldrin as a Real American Hero. From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284">this forum game</a>: "And I demand that you draw Buzz Aldrin in full Apollo gear battling Bart Sibrel on the edge of a volcano with an axe. And with Sibrel&#039;s gory demise by any means you see fit."<br /><br />I&#039;ve been very lazy and this is a rather complex request, so I put it off for quite a while. Rather than waiting any longer, I just started, without worrying about whether it was perfect.<br /><br />Background: Apparently Sibrel believes that the moon landing was a hoax, and apparently Buzz Aldrin really did punch him once. This cements Aldrin as a Real American Hero.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/66/Forum-Game--American-Hero_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Squishomaru http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/67/Squishomaru http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/67/Squishomaru Sun, 08 Feb 2009 00:00:25 EST Squishomaru nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf Quoth <a href="http://faeriemaiden003.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/a/faeriemaiden003.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconfaeriemaiden003:" title="faeriemaiden003"/></a> :<br />"I will summon Squishomaru... the Japanese organ squishing demon."<br /><br />And this is what I envisioned. A combination of the not-quite-all-there smiley emoticon and a Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger jelly with ginormous hands. Quoth <a href="http://faeriemaiden003.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/a/faeriemaiden003.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconfaeriemaiden003:" title="faeriemaiden003"/></a> :<br />"I will summon Squishomaru... the Japanese organ squishing demon."<br /><br />And this is what I envisioned. A combination of the not-quite-all-there smiley emoticon and a Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger jelly with ginormous hands.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/67/Squishomaru_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Forum Game: Cat Essence http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/68/Forum-Game--Cat-Essence http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/68/Forum-Game--Cat-Essence Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:31:00 EST Forum Game: Cat Essence nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "I demand that you draw the true inner essence of one of the cats. You may interpret that however you wish."<br /><br />Needs no explanation, although I did consider briefly grabbing some stereotypical images of evil (explosions, war, nazis, etc.) and overlapping them inside the outline of the cat. From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "I demand that you draw the true inner essence of one of the cats. You may interpret that however you wish."<br /><br />Needs no explanation, although I did consider briefly grabbing some stereotypical images of evil (explosions, war, nazis, etc.) and overlapping them inside the outline of the cat.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/68/Forum-Game--Cat-Essence_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Forum Game: Cat Norris http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/69/Forum-Game--Cat-Norris http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/69/Forum-Game--Cat-Norris Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:50:04 EST Forum Game: Cat Norris nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "I request a picture of Chuck Norris as a kitty cat!"<br /><br />Presenting Cat Norris. He&#039;s a jerk, just like other cats. But unlike other cats, I couldn&#039;t tell him I was going to punch him in the face if he didn&#039;t stop acting like a jerk. Or that I hope he dies in a fire (which is the sentiment I hold for each and every beloved cat in my life). If I did, he would kill me with a roundhouse kick to the throat.<br /><br />This is in fact modeled after my roommates&#039; cat Trunks, who enjoys spilling any drink left unattended. Because a wet floor is SIMPLY HILARIOUS. From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "I request a picture of Chuck Norris as a kitty cat!"<br /><br />Presenting Cat Norris. He&#039;s a jerk, just like other cats. But unlike other cats, I couldn&#039;t tell him I was going to punch him in the face if he didn&#039;t stop acting like a jerk. Or that I hope he dies in a fire (which is the sentiment I hold for each and every beloved cat in my life). If I did, he would kill me with a roundhouse kick to the throat.<br /><br />This is in fact modeled after my roommates&#039; cat Trunks, who enjoys spilling any drink left unattended. Because a wet floor is SIMPLY HILARIOUS.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/69/Forum-Game--Cat-Norris_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Forum Game: Cake Eating Cake http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/70/Forum-Game--Cake-Eating-Cake http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/70/Forum-Game--Cake-Eating-Cake Sat, 24 Jan 2009 09:53:18 EST Forum Game: Cake Eating Cake nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "I demand you draw Strawberry shortcake eating strawberry short cake....."<br /><br />CAEK!<br /><br />I spent less time on this than the previous couple, because I am lazy. Also, because I am lazy (and because I think it makes it funnier without being more shocking) I decided to go with no blood on this one. From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "I demand you draw Strawberry shortcake eating strawberry short cake....."<br /><br />CAEK!<br /><br />I spent less time on this than the previous couple, because I am lazy. Also, because I am lazy (and because I think it makes it funnier without being more shocking) I decided to go with no blood on this one.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/70/Forum-Game--Cake-Eating-Cake_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Forum Game: Clownsuit Massacre http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/112/Forum-Game--Clownsuit-Massacre http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/112/Forum-Game--Clownsuit-Massacre Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:40:18 EST Forum Game: Clownsuit Massacre nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf A suggestion from <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284">this forum game</a>: "I demand that you draw Charlie, wearing a blood-spattered clown costume, decapitating Elmo with a claymore while proclaiming &#039;There can be...only ONE!&#039;"<br /><br />Behold the Charlie Clownsuit Massacre. I hope Chad likes it. He&#039;s not getting another violence against Elmo picture, ever. A suggestion from <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284">this forum game</a>: "I demand that you draw Charlie, wearing a blood-spattered clown costume, decapitating Elmo with a claymore while proclaiming &#039;There can be...only ONE!&#039;"<br /><br />Behold the Charlie Clownsuit Massacre. I hope Chad likes it. He&#039;s not getting another violence against Elmo picture, ever.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/112/Forum-Game--Clownsuit-Massacre_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Wallpaper: Candy Cage Match http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/71/Wallpaper--Candy-Cage-Match http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/71/Wallpaper--Candy-Cage-Match Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:16:12 EST Wallpaper: Candy Cage Match nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf A wallpaper (created for my "how-can-you-read-that?" laptop resolution) based on <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/Forum-Game-Cage-Match-109304703">this Forum Game picture</a>. A wallpaper (created for my "how-can-you-read-that?" laptop resolution) based on <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/Forum-Game-Cage-Match-109304703">this Forum Game picture</a>.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/71/Wallpaper--Candy-Cage-Match_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Forum Game: Biology Class http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/113/Forum-Game--Biology-Class http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/113/Forum-Game--Biology-Class Thu, 15 Jan 2009 20:51:28 EST Forum Game: Biology Class nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "Draw me the inside of Chuck Norris."<br /><br />I&#039;m pretty sure I subconsciously stole this idea from somewhere else. From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "Draw me the inside of Chuck Norris."<br /><br />I&#039;m pretty sure I subconsciously stole this idea from somewhere else.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/113/Forum-Game--Biology-Class_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Forum Game: Feast http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/114/Forum-Game--Feast http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/114/Forum-Game--Feast Thu, 15 Jan 2009 20:49:24 EST Forum Game: Feast nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "Now draw a headless Elmo lying at Charlie&#039;s feet while he wears a blood-spattered clown costume and chews on his brains."<br /><br />Granted, I took major artistic license because I was working from a photo of Charlie (upper torso only), and I couldn&#039;t really envision how to get across the Elmo-ness of Elmo while simultaneously showing him with half his skull ripped off. Still, I think it conveys the feel that Chad was wanting to get across in his suggestion.<br /><br />It is black and white to emphasize the blood. The blood that Charlie craves. The sweet, delicious essence of life, draining ever so slowly from his victims until they are no more. (Why a puppet bleeds, I&#039;m not sure.) From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "Now draw a headless Elmo lying at Charlie&#039;s feet while he wears a blood-spattered clown costume and chews on his brains."<br /><br />Granted, I took major artistic license because I was working from a photo of Charlie (upper torso only), and I couldn&#039;t really envision how to get across the Elmo-ness of Elmo while simultaneously showing him with half his skull ripped off. Still, I think it conveys the feel that Chad was wanting to get across in his suggestion.<br /><br />It is black and white to emphasize the blood. The blood that Charlie craves. The sweet, delicious essence of life, draining ever so slowly from his victims until they are no more. (Why a puppet bleeds, I&#039;m not sure.)<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/114/Forum-Game--Feast_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Forum Game: Cage Match http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/72/Forum-Game--Cage-Match http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/72/Forum-Game--Cage-Match Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:44:14 EST Forum Game: Cage Match nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "I would like to see a piece of candy corn ultimate cage fighting a candy cane."<br /><br />Post your horrible suggestion <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/22461312/#comments">here</a>. From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "I would like to see a piece of candy corn ultimate cage fighting a candy cane."<br /><br />Post your horrible suggestion <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/22461312/#comments">here</a>.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/72/Forum-Game--Cage-Match_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Forum Game: Disease http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/115/Forum-Game--Disease http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/115/Forum-Game--Disease Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:18:06 EST Forum Game: Disease nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;start=30&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "Draw Chad getting a disease from a monkey."<br /><br />Here we see that one of the <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/Forum-Game-Kickball-108970782">blind ninja monkeys</a> has climbed upon Chad&#039;s shoulder and is about to inject him full of something noxious. (We know this because it&#039;s green.) From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;start=30&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "Draw Chad getting a disease from a monkey."<br /><br />Here we see that one of the <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/Forum-Game-Kickball-108970782">blind ninja monkeys</a> has climbed upon Chad&#039;s shoulder and is about to inject him full of something noxious. (We know this because it&#039;s green.)<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/115/Forum-Game--Disease_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Forum Game: Kickball http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/116/Forum-Game--Kickball http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/116/Forum-Game--Kickball Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:32:15 EST Forum Game: Kickball nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;start=15&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "Draw Sammy Davis Jr. playing kickball with two blind ninja monkeys."<br /><br />Most people wouldn&#039;t treat monkeys like they were people, much less play kickball in a suit. But not Sammy Davis, Jr.<br /><br />Technically I failed, but I spent so much time on trying to do a different style that I didn&#039;t feel like drawing a second monkey. I had intended on drawing the other monkey as a traditional ninja, rather than just a monkey in a Naruto headband, but that takes things like "work" and "effort," and I hate those things.<br /><br />If you really have to have your second monkey, I&#039;ll just copy the first one and flip it.<br /><br />Submit your own horrible suggestions <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/22461312/#comments">here</a>. From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;start=15&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "Draw Sammy Davis Jr. playing kickball with two blind ninja monkeys."<br /><br />Most people wouldn&#039;t treat monkeys like they were people, much less play kickball in a suit. But not Sammy Davis, Jr.<br /><br />Technically I failed, but I spent so much time on trying to do a different style that I didn&#039;t feel like drawing a second monkey. I had intended on drawing the other monkey as a traditional ninja, rather than just a monkey in a Naruto headband, but that takes things like "work" and "effort," and I hate those things.<br /><br />If you really have to have your second monkey, I&#039;ll just copy the first one and flip it.<br /><br />Submit your own horrible suggestions <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/journal/22461312/#comments">here</a>.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/116/Forum-Game--Kickball_large.png" alt="Preview" /> FG: Paula's Butter Cudgel http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/117/FG--Paula-s-Butter-Cudgel http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/117/FG--Paula-s-Butter-Cudgel Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:40:01 EST FG: Paula's Butter Cudgel nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "Draw a lactose intolerant Paula Deen brandishing a butter cudgel."<br /><br />That&#039;s pretty much what it is. From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=a">this forum game</a>: "Draw a lactose intolerant Paula Deen brandishing a butter cudgel."<br /><br />That&#039;s pretty much what it is.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/117/FG--Paula-s-Butter-Cudgel_large.png" alt="Preview" /> FG: Computer and Pork Rinds http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/118/FG--Computer-and-Pork-Rinds http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/118/FG--Computer-and-Pork-Rinds Thu, 08 Jan 2009 10:08:48 EST FG: Computer and Pork Rinds nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284">this forum game</a>: "You lie. You don&#039;t work. All you do is sit around all day staring at the computer and eating pork rinds."<br /><br />An added bonus, since the "chef at the buffet luring the dog to his doom" picture ended up crappy. From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284">this forum game</a>: "You lie. You don&#039;t work. All you do is sit around all day staring at the computer and eating pork rinds."<br /><br />An added bonus, since the "chef at the buffet luring the dog to his doom" picture ended up crappy.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/118/FG--Computer-and-Pork-Rinds_large.png" alt="Preview" /> FG: Buffet Back Alley http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/119/FG--Buffet-Back-Alley http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/119/FG--Buffet-Back-Alley Thu, 08 Jan 2009 10:07:00 EST FG: Buffet Back Alley nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284">this forum game</a>: "Now draw the puppy being lured into a Chinese restaurant by a shady-looking cook."<br /><br />Yes, that&#039;s supposed to be the Chef. I told you it was quick and dirty, which is why it sucks. From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284">this forum game</a>: "Now draw the puppy being lured into a Chinese restaurant by a shady-looking cook."<br /><br />Yes, that&#039;s supposed to be the Chef. I told you it was quick and dirty, which is why it sucks.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/119/FG--Buffet-Back-Alley_large.png" alt="Preview" /> FG: Puppy http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/120/FG--Puppy http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/120/FG--Puppy Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:03:45 EST FG: Puppy nonadult Copyright 2009 Dylan Wolf From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284">this forum game</a>: "Draw me a puppy!"<br /><br />I resisted the urge to add anything funny, like an anvil over him. From <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5284">this forum game</a>: "Draw me a puppy!"<br /><br />I resisted the urge to add anything funny, like an anvil over him.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/120/FG--Puppy_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Chateau de Chainsaw http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/73/Chateau-de-Chainsaw http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/73/Chateau-de-Chainsaw Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:21:42 EST Chateau de Chainsaw nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf An illustration from Chad&#039;s short story <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/thanksgiving">A Chainsaw Buffet Thanksgiving</a>:<br /><blockquote>It all started with a very special bottle of wine the Sommelier had tucked away in the back storeroom. Festering for three hundred years, this very special bottle of red harbored a dark secret. Long ago, in another lifetime, the Buffet&#039;s winemaster had used his necromantic arts to curse this special bottle of wine with a dark, magically-enhanced virus. This virus would, as part of the Sommelier&#039;s cunning plan, bring out the horrifying inner essence of anyone who consumed it. Then, of course, the Sommelier got distracted and forgot about his evil plan, leaving the bottle of wine mixed in with the rest of his collection.</blockquote> An illustration from Chad&#039;s short story <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/thanksgiving">A Chainsaw Buffet Thanksgiving</a>:<br /><blockquote>It all started with a very special bottle of wine the Sommelier had tucked away in the back storeroom. Festering for three hundred years, this very special bottle of red harbored a dark secret. Long ago, in another lifetime, the Buffet&#039;s winemaster had used his necromantic arts to curse this special bottle of wine with a dark, magically-enhanced virus. This virus would, as part of the Sommelier&#039;s cunning plan, bring out the horrifying inner essence of anyone who consumed it. Then, of course, the Sommelier got distracted and forgot about his evil plan, leaving the bottle of wine mixed in with the rest of his collection.</blockquote><br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/73/Chateau-de-Chainsaw_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Radioactive Soup http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/74/Radioactive-Soup http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/74/Radioactive-Soup Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:37:27 EST Radioactive Soup nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf An illustration of radioactive soup from Chad&#039;s short story <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/thanksgiving/2">A Chainsaw Buffet Thanksgiving</a>:<br /><blockquote>Needless to say, the soup kitchen was a big hit for the Buffet, and without giving further details, the restaurant&#039;s supply of meat for cooking was summarily restored. The Sommelier&#039;s stockpile of radioactive soup was also safely disposed of.</blockquote>This image also begs to be copied, pasted, and hue-changed, Andy Warhol style. But I am lazy. An illustration of radioactive soup from Chad&#039;s short story <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/thanksgiving/2">A Chainsaw Buffet Thanksgiving</a>:<br /><blockquote>Needless to say, the soup kitchen was a big hit for the Buffet, and without giving further details, the restaurant&#039;s supply of meat for cooking was summarily restored. The Sommelier&#039;s stockpile of radioactive soup was also safely disposed of.</blockquote>This image also begs to be copied, pasted, and hue-changed, Andy Warhol style. But I am lazy.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/74/Radioactive-Soup_large.png" alt="Preview" /> It's Delicious http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/75/It-s-Delicious http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/75/It-s-Delicious Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:23:51 EST It's Delicious nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf An illustration of The Chef from Chad&#039;s short story, <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/thanksgiving/">A Chainsaw Buffet Thanksgiving</a>:<br /><blockquote>This stranger - if it indeed was a stranger - had an errant gleam in his eye, as if his alignment was bordering on chaotic stupid. His hair flew in wild spikes around his head, like a cross between Doc Brown and some anime character who wears an orange jumpsuit and does martial arts. This man, of course, in keeping with our theme, would become the Chef in some future alternate timeline-thingy. The Maitre d&#039; would later deny knowing who this person (whose true name shall remain secret to protect national security) was before this moment in time, but they were in fact old accomplices, having participated in several heists of European gold repositories in the years before.<br /><br />...<br /><br />The impish freak of nature held out a sandwich. "Here," he said with enthusiasm, "You&#039;ve got to try this! It&#039;s great!" It would not be the first or the last time that the future Chef&#039;s pushiness dragged everyone else in sight into some crazy scheme.</blockquote> An illustration of The Chef from Chad&#039;s short story, <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/thanksgiving/">A Chainsaw Buffet Thanksgiving</a>:<br /><blockquote>This stranger - if it indeed was a stranger - had an errant gleam in his eye, as if his alignment was bordering on chaotic stupid. His hair flew in wild spikes around his head, like a cross between Doc Brown and some anime character who wears an orange jumpsuit and does martial arts. This man, of course, in keeping with our theme, would become the Chef in some future alternate timeline-thingy. The Maitre d&#039; would later deny knowing who this person (whose true name shall remain secret to protect national security) was before this moment in time, but they were in fact old accomplices, having participated in several heists of European gold repositories in the years before.<br /><br />...<br /><br />The impish freak of nature held out a sandwich. "Here," he said with enthusiasm, "You&#039;ve got to try this! It&#039;s great!" It would not be the first or the last time that the future Chef&#039;s pushiness dragged everyone else in sight into some crazy scheme.</blockquote><br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/75/It-s-Delicious_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Dnd Sketch - Sorceror http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/121/Dnd-Sketch---Sorceror http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/121/Dnd-Sketch---Sorceror Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:10:27 EDT Dnd Sketch - Sorceror nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf Here&#039;s a sketch from 3-4 years ago I found while cleaning up. This was in my notes from a D&amp;D game we were playing.<br /><br />I don&#039;t remember who this character was--probably an NPC or another character within the group. If I remember correctly (and I probably don&#039;t, and this is just speculation), the character had some sort of ghostly or ethereal phenomenon surrounding his body. Here&#039;s a sketch from 3-4 years ago I found while cleaning up. This was in my notes from a D&amp;D game we were playing.<br /><br />I don&#039;t remember who this character was--probably an NPC or another character within the group. If I remember correctly (and I probably don&#039;t, and this is just speculation), the character had some sort of ghostly or ethereal phenomenon surrounding his body.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/121/Dnd-Sketch---Sorceror_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> DnD Sketch - Cleric http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/122/DnD-Sketch---Cleric http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/122/DnD-Sketch---Cleric Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:07:52 EDT DnD Sketch - Cleric nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf Here&#039;s a sketch from 3-4 years ago I ran across while cleaning up. It was from notes on a D&amp;D game I was playing.<br /><br />I believe this was my character, Aldric. This was sort of the basis for <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/Galen-Cleric-of-Pelor-93215755">other cleric characters</a> and my <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/D-D-Cleric-Costume-DragonCon-97316773">DragonCon costume</a>, but it&#039;s obviously evolved quite a bit. (I&#039;m pretty sure that had to do with one of the other members of the group drawing her own rendition of various characters within the game.) Here&#039;s a sketch from 3-4 years ago I ran across while cleaning up. It was from notes on a D&amp;D game I was playing.<br /><br />I believe this was my character, Aldric. This was sort of the basis for <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/Galen-Cleric-of-Pelor-93215755">other cleric characters</a> and my <a href="http://dylanwolf.deviantart.com/art/D-D-Cleric-Costume-DragonCon-97316773">DragonCon costume</a>, but it&#039;s obviously evolved quite a bit. (I&#039;m pretty sure that had to do with one of the other members of the group drawing her own rendition of various characters within the game.)<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/122/DnD-Sketch---Cleric_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> DnD sketch - Swordsman http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/123/DnD-sketch---Swordsman http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/123/DnD-sketch---Swordsman Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:02:51 EDT DnD sketch - Swordsman nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf Here&#039;s a drawing from probably 3-4 years ago that I came across while cleaning up. It was in my notes from a Dungeons and Dragons game we were playing.<br /><br />I think this may have been either an NPC or another player&#039;s character, but I can&#039;t remember. Here&#039;s a drawing from probably 3-4 years ago that I came across while cleaning up. It was in my notes from a Dungeons and Dragons game we were playing.<br /><br />I think this may have been either an NPC or another player&#039;s character, but I can&#039;t remember.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/123/DnD-sketch---Swordsman_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> The Gate in the Cave http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/76/The-Gate-in-the-Cave http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/76/The-Gate-in-the-Cave Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:55:54 EDT The Gate in the Cave nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf A gate that our party ran across on its travels into a cave.<br /><br />This is a sketch from the notes I&#039;m taking from our current D&amp;D game. I&#039;m using watercolor pencil in a sketchbook that I "aged" (more information on that here: <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5090,">[link]</a> and you can see pictures of the book itself in my gallery). A gate that our party ran across on its travels into a cave.<br /><br />This is a sketch from the notes I&#039;m taking from our current D&amp;D game. I&#039;m using watercolor pencil in a sketchbook that I "aged" (more information on that here: <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5090,">[link]</a> and you can see pictures of the book itself in my gallery).<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/76/The-Gate-in-the-Cave_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Church of Pelor http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/77/Church-of-Pelor http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/77/Church-of-Pelor Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:53:27 EDT Church of Pelor nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf The Church of Pelor located in the capital of Falleast.<br /><br />This is a sketch from the notes I&#039;m taking from our current D&amp;D game. I&#039;m using watercolor pencil in a sketchbook that I "aged" (more information on that here: <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5090,">[link]</a> and you can see pictures of the book itself in my gallery). The Church of Pelor located in the capital of Falleast.<br /><br />This is a sketch from the notes I&#039;m taking from our current D&amp;D game. I&#039;m using watercolor pencil in a sketchbook that I "aged" (more information on that here: <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5090,">[link]</a> and you can see pictures of the book itself in my gallery).<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/77/Church-of-Pelor_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> The Titan http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/78/The-Titan http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/78/The-Titan Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:51:17 EDT The Titan nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf Illustrations of two particular incidents in our D&amp;D game:<br /><br />The top is the various "magic" (?) items purchased in a trip through the city&#039;s market by a few members of our party.<br /><br />The bottom is the sparring match between The Titan and our rogue.<br /><br /><br />This is a sketch from the notes I&#039;m taking from our current D&amp;D game. I&#039;m using watercolor pencil in a sketchbook that I "aged" (more information on that here: <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5090,">[link]</a> and you can see pictures of the book itself in my gallery). Illustrations of two particular incidents in our D&amp;D game:<br /><br />The top is the various "magic" (?) items purchased in a trip through the city&#039;s market by a few members of our party.<br /><br />The bottom is the sparring match between The Titan and our rogue.<br /><br /><br />This is a sketch from the notes I&#039;m taking from our current D&amp;D game. I&#039;m using watercolor pencil in a sketchbook that I "aged" (more information on that here: <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5090,">[link]</a> and you can see pictures of the book itself in my gallery).<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/78/The-Titan_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Galen, Cleric of Pelor http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/79/Galen--Cleric-of-Pelor http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/79/Galen--Cleric-of-Pelor Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:48:04 EDT Galen, Cleric of Pelor nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf A picture of my character, a cleric named Galen.<br /><br />This is a sketch from the notes I&#039;m taking from our current D&amp;D game. I&#039;m using watercolor pencil in a sketchbook that I "aged" (more information on that here: <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5090,">[link]</a> and you can see pictures of the book itself in my gallery). A picture of my character, a cleric named Galen.<br /><br />This is a sketch from the notes I&#039;m taking from our current D&amp;D game. I&#039;m using watercolor pencil in a sketchbook that I "aged" (more information on that here: <a href="http://forums.tvga.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&amp;t=5090,">[link]</a> and you can see pictures of the book itself in my gallery).<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/79/Galen--Cleric-of-Pelor_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Wallpaper - Breakfast 2 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/83/Wallpaper---Breakfast-2 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/83/Wallpaper---Breakfast-2 Mon, 26 May 2008 12:15:44 EDT Wallpaper - Breakfast 2 nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf A wallpaper of Kungfutron&#039;s* THIS IS BREAKFAST NOW album cover.<br /><br /><br />* Kungfutron: the true story of a fake band A wallpaper of Kungfutron&#039;s* THIS IS BREAKFAST NOW album cover.<br /><br /><br />* Kungfutron: the true story of a fake band<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/83/Wallpaper---Breakfast-2_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Wallpaper - Breakfast 1 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/84/Wallpaper---Breakfast-1 http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/84/Wallpaper---Breakfast-1 Mon, 26 May 2008 12:10:57 EDT Wallpaper - Breakfast 1 nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf A wallpaper of Kungfutron&#039;s* THIS IS BREAKFAST NOW album cover.<br /><br /><br />* Kungfutron: the true story of a fake band A wallpaper of Kungfutron&#039;s* THIS IS BREAKFAST NOW album cover.<br /><br /><br />* Kungfutron: the true story of a fake band<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/84/Wallpaper---Breakfast-1_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> This Is Breakfast Now - Scrap http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/124/This-Is-Breakfast-Now---Scrap http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/124/This-Is-Breakfast-Now---Scrap Thu, 15 May 2008 19:48:36 EDT This Is Breakfast Now - Scrap nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf This is the cover of Kungfutron&#039;s first "album,"* THIS IS BREAKFAST NOW. Need to figure out what the background is going to be, plus how the title is going to look.<br /><br />* Kungfutron: The real story of a fake band This is the cover of Kungfutron&#039;s first "album,"* THIS IS BREAKFAST NOW. Need to figure out what the background is going to be, plus how the title is going to look.<br /><br />* Kungfutron: The real story of a fake band<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/124/This-Is-Breakfast-Now---Scrap_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Kungfutron - Initial Vectoring http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/125/Kungfutron---Initial-Vectoring http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/125/Kungfutron---Initial-Vectoring Wed, 14 May 2008 23:02:15 EDT Kungfutron - Initial Vectoring nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf It begins with a vectoring. Then it moves on to GIMP.<br /><br />Then, there is no stopping it.<br /><br />You cannot avoid Kungfutron. It begins with a vectoring. Then it moves on to GIMP.<br /><br />Then, there is no stopping it.<br /><br />You cannot avoid Kungfutron.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/125/Kungfutron---Initial-Vectoring_large.png" alt="Preview" /> Self-portrait http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/126/Self-portrait http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/126/Self-portrait Tue, 13 May 2008 21:55:43 EDT Self-portrait nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf Found this at my parents&#039; house over the weekend. I have no idea when I did this, but probably when I was in college.<br /><br />Yes, I fully realize that it is terrible. Found this at my parents&#039; house over the weekend. I have no idea when I did this, but probably when I was in college.<br /><br />Yes, I fully realize that it is terrible.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/126/Self-portrait_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> The Baker - Original http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/127/The-Baker---Original http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/127/The-Baker---Original Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:27:27 EST The Baker - Original nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf The Baker was the result of a discussion John and I had about ineffective superheroes some 3-4 years ago. I found this today while organizing some of my files, and noted that it bore a certain resemblance to some of the stuff I did for Chainsaw Buffet.<br /><br />You can read more about said resemblance in "The Prophetic Art of The Maitre d&#039;": <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/matired-prophetic/">[link]</a> The Baker was the result of a discussion John and I had about ineffective superheroes some 3-4 years ago. I found this today while organizing some of my files, and noted that it bore a certain resemblance to some of the stuff I did for Chainsaw Buffet.<br /><br />You can read more about said resemblance in "The Prophetic Art of The Maitre d&#039;": <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/matired-prophetic/">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/127/The-Baker---Original_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Ponce Inlet Lighthouse, FL http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/85/Ponce-Inlet-Lighthouse--FL http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/85/Ponce-Inlet-Lighthouse--FL Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:16:04 EST Ponce Inlet Lighthouse, FL nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf Photo I took of the Ponce Inlet Lighthouse near Daytona Beach, FL in summer 2007, made into a desktop wallpaper. Photo I took of the Ponce Inlet Lighthouse near Daytona Beach, FL in summer 2007, made into a desktop wallpaper.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/85/Ponce-Inlet-Lighthouse--FL_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Wallpaper: Soy Latte Is People http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/86/Wallpaper--Soy-Latte-Is-People http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/86/Wallpaper--Soy-Latte-Is-People Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:03:13 EST Wallpaper: Soy Latte Is People nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf This is a photo I took at DragonCon 2007 in Atlanta, which turned out to make a pretty nifty desktop.<br /><br />Interestingly enough, the guy who was selling these stickers actually found me because of the photo posted on my website:<br /><a href="http://www.dylanwolf.com/etc/112/">[link]</a> This is a photo I took at DragonCon 2007 in Atlanta, which turned out to make a pretty nifty desktop.<br /><br />Interestingly enough, the guy who was selling these stickers actually found me because of the photo posted on my website:<br /><a href="http://www.dylanwolf.com/etc/112/">[link]</a><br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/86/Wallpaper--Soy-Latte-Is-People_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Wallpaper: Camping, Oneida, TN http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/87/Wallpaper--Camping--Oneida--TN http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/87/Wallpaper--Camping--Oneida--TN Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:58:04 EST Wallpaper: Camping, Oneida, TN nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf This is a photo I took last year on a camping trip near Oneida, TN. It&#039;s been cropped into a desktop wallpaper.<br /><br />This is actually my current desktop. This is a photo I took last year on a camping trip near Oneida, TN. It&#039;s been cropped into a desktop wallpaper.<br /><br />This is actually my current desktop.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/87/Wallpaper--Camping--Oneida--TN_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> gimp-marbleart http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/88/gimp-marbleart http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/88/gimp-marbleart Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:02:54 EST gimp-marbleart nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf Another wallpaper I created in GIMP.<br /><br />Apparently, I found a tutorial on doing shiny orbs and decided I needed to abuse the technique. Another wallpaper I created in GIMP.<br /><br />Apparently, I found a tutorial on doing shiny orbs and decided I needed to abuse the technique.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/88/gimp-marbleart_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> gimp-3dabstract http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/89/gimp-3dabstract http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/89/gimp-3dabstract Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:59:25 EST gimp-3dabstract nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf Wallpaper I created in GIMP a long time ago. No 3D rendering, just overuse of the translation tool. Wallpaper I created in GIMP a long time ago. No 3D rendering, just overuse of the translation tool.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/89/gimp-3dabstract_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> Vector Dylan http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/90/Vector-Dylan http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/90/Vector-Dylan Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:55:19 EST Vector Dylan nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf Photo of me that I outlined in GIMP to try out vectoring. Photo of me that I outlined in GIMP to try out vectoring.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/90/Vector-Dylan_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> The Meatcutter http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/91/The-Meatcutter http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/91/The-Meatcutter Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:52:11 EST The Meatcutter nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf The Meatcutter from ChainsawBuffet.com, guardian of the 404 and 500 error pages.<br /><br />Yes, I suppose the name should technically be "The Butcher." The Meatcutter from ChainsawBuffet.com, guardian of the 404 and 500 error pages.<br /><br />Yes, I suppose the name should technically be "The Butcher."<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/91/The-Meatcutter_large.png" alt="Preview" /> The Grillmaster - Original http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/129/The-Grillmaster---Original http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/129/The-Grillmaster---Original Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:04:12 EST The Grillmaster - Original nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf The original sketch of the Grillmaster from ChainsawBuffet.com. Needs the fancy GIMP work like the Maitre d&#039; and such, but I have not done it because I am lazy. The original sketch of the Grillmaster from ChainsawBuffet.com. Needs the fancy GIMP work like the Maitre d&#039; and such, but I have not done it because I am lazy.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/129/The-Grillmaster---Original_large.jpg" alt="Preview" /> ChainsawBuffet.com Santa http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/92/ChainsawBuffet-com-Santa http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/92/ChainsawBuffet-com-Santa Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:57:43 EST ChainsawBuffet.com Santa nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf Drunken hobo Santa from ChainsawBuffet.com. Drunken hobo Santa from ChainsawBuffet.com.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/92/ChainsawBuffet-com-Santa_large.png" alt="Preview" /> The Maitre d' http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/93/The-Maitre-d- http://art.dylanwolf.com/image/93/The-Maitre-d- Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:55:34 EST The Maitre d' nonadult Copyright 2008 Dylan Wolf The first "character" I came up with for ChainsawBuffet.com. The first "character" I came up with for ChainsawBuffet.com.<br /><br /><img src="http://art.dylanwolf.com/upload/93/The-Maitre-d-_large.png" alt="Preview" />